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The Truth About Cats
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- Dogs come when they're called; Cats take a message and get back to you.
- Cats don't like being baptized.
- Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
- A cat is always on the wrong side of the door.
- A cat will always sit on whatever you're trying to read.
- A cat's purr: The most effective stress medicine known.
- Cats are quite good at domesticating humans.
- Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
- Cats know Mom's black suede gloves are giant tarantulas that need to be killed.
- Cats must attack their human's shoelaces when they are tying them.
- Cats must crawl into the dishwasher when it is full of clean dishes.
- It's always darkest before you step on the cat.
- Cats must rub against your legs while you're carrying two bags of groceries.
- You're not a real person until you are ignored by a cat.
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